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Obama Wins Family Monopoly Game: Sparks Right Wing Outrage

monopoly_boardHP/Ian Gurvitz—Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced this morning that the President and his family played a game of monopoly in the White House kitchen this past Sunday, which the President won. Reaction from the right was instantaneous and vitriolic.

Bill O’Reilly decried the callousness with which the President of the United States would treat the real estate crisis as “just some game” when so many Americans are losing their homes to foreclosure, showing how out-of-touch he is with the concerns of regular folks, and once again showing his imperiousness as he “fiddles while Rome burns.”

Similarly outraged, Glenn Beck demonstrated on a blackboard how the President’s buying Short Line, Pennsylvania, B & O Railroads and the Electric Company were a clear indication of his Socialist plot for a complete government takeover of industry, not to mention the obvious land-grabbing in the game itself. Beck noted that the building of houses and hotels on properties such as Park Place clearly showed the President’s intention to place SRO hotels and substandard public housing in upscale neighborhoods, inevitably leading to class warfare and revolution, as outlined in Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto.

Sean Hannity questioned the President’s victory in the game, itself, insinuating that perhaps it was indicative of shady financial dealings, particularly in the purchase of Illinois Avenue, which is “of course, the result one would expect when you’re dealing with Chicago politics, payoffs, bribes and cronyism.”

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Leaked Footage Of President Obama’s Video Address To Our School Children

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One of our White House operatives has just handed us some extraordinary leaked footage of President Obama’s speech to the nation’s school children. We wanted to get this out to 44D’ers everywhere as soon as possible.

Please send your children and pets out of the room before viewing this extremely disturbing footage. This is also NSFW.

Legalese: The44Diaries will not be held responsible for any personal injury, lose or damage to yourself, or your property during the viewing of this video.

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